I
was drafted into the army with a group of 80 other guys and started 8
weeks of Basic Training in Ft. Lewis Washington. One third of our
group were black guys from Oakland, one third were cowboys from
Montana, and the rest were from the mid-west like me. There were no
volunteers in the group – we were all draftees and not
especially pleased to be in the Army.
Every
morning and evening all 80 guys would be escorted on a 2 mile run
with a hyper-active drill sergeant running up and down screaming at
us. Any group like that always has at least one guy that can't keep
up and we had ours – Morris. He was about 30 pounds
overweight and definitely out of shape.
Morris
was a constant target of the drill sergeant's wrath and was ridiculed
by him whenever he couldn't keep pace. After more than a week of
this, I convinced the group that we needed to do something. I
suggested that we all run only as fast as Morris and sold the idea as
a way to mess with the mind of the drill sergeant.
The
next morning we started our regular 2 mile run and after about the
first 5 minutes, Morris couldn't keep pace and slowed down. Right on
cue, we all slowed down to his pace. When he started running again,
we started running again, when he slowed down, we slowed down.
The
drill sergeant went ballistic! No
matter what he did or how much he yelled, none of the 80 guys would
go any faster than Morris.
It was the beginning of a significant shift in the Basic Training balance of power.
It was the beginning of a significant shift in the Basic Training balance of power.
U cud be a revoluntionist! Reminds me of Full-Metal Jacket !!!
ReplyDeleteI'd forgotten this story - one of my favorites!
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