My wife, Lan, had never had a mammogram. Her doctor periodically urged her to get one and about 15 years ago, Lan relented. She scheduled a mammogram.
I took her to the clinic in Sunnyvale and waited in the lobby while she kept her appointment. When she came out, she had that same bemused look on her face that she gets when I tell her a joke that she doesn't think is funny.
She said, "I think that machine was designed by a man that hates women."