Somewhere around the age of 40, my hair started getting thin on top. I didn't really pay much attention to it until my wife, Lan, pointed it out.
I was sitting on the living room couch reading when Lan came up behind me. She put her arms on my shoulders and her head next to mine.
It was all quite cozy and romantic until she stood up and said, "You know your hair is getting thin on top. It kind of makes the top of your head look like a monkey's ass."